"You pretend you're frail, and attract all the boys. And what do you do? Use them as food! We won't tolerate it. We're the agents of love and justice, pretty sailor soldiers, Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi-Moon, and in the name of the moon - we'll punish you!"

"We'll destroy you with our special move!" declared Sailor Mars.

The four sailor soldiers all breathed garlicky Korean Barbeque breath on the vampire.

"Don't let my hard-earned cash go to waste," said Tuxedo Mask.

"There are still many of us!" cried out the vampire monster as she was "staged-out".

Kazuo Sakai, head of the Stress Hibiya Clinic in Tokyo, says fast food is to blame for the promiscuous behavior of today's schoolgirls.

"Fast food, so popular among young people is absorbed unnaturally quickly by the body, making it easy for bulimia to develop," Sakai tells Shukan Gendai. "Bulimia makes it harder to control the central nervous system and a chain reaction makes it easier to develop other addictions."

Source: Mainichi Daily News, June 19, 2002